Zombie Apocolypse hits Bay Area Media.
**"Murph" of "Murph of Mac Show" on KNBR eats Paulie Mac's sound board. Paulie's ally, Peacon eats all of Murph's US Open's spots.
**John Lobertini and Bill Scheckner devour 855 Battery building and everything in it. Only Jan Wahl is spared.
**Jan Wahl then devours nearby Hunan.
**Ronn Owens eats all remaining "N's" left in Cumulus refrigerator and existing microwaves.
**Liam Mayclem tries to eat Michael Bauer. Bauer, in return, says that Mayclem's effort is wrought with "inconsistencies and non-caramelized flesh--but he still gets one star."
**Ralph Barbieri tries to eat Bill Bungeroth, but Lee Hammer says no. Instead, Barbieri chows down an entire Ameci's large pie--only this time it has meat on it: Lew Dickey's nose.
**George Rask gulps up Da Lin.
**Dan Rosenheim eats new Robert Lyles flank steak.
**Ben Fong-Torres chows down every existing radio station in Bay Area--mysteriously, leaves 55 Hawthorne alone....then proceeds to write cover piece on it.
**Justine Waldman gets positively swallowed by Darya Folsom.
**Damon Bruce slices and dices Fitz and Brooks. As struggle ensues, only faint sound of cackling short guy with picture of Lou Holtz on t-shirt is heard.
**Every existing Sleeptrain mattress gulped up by every existing Bay Area radio/TV personality.
**Steve Moskowitz gets audited by H and R Block, then eats its SF offices.
**"Stan", the prolific commenter on virtually every sports and news blog eats Tim Kawakami. "Neal", fellow comrade from the "Cohn Zone" then retaliates by forcing Stan, by gunpoint, to write that "KNBR is awesome."
**Chris Olivere and Casey Pratt eats both Rich Lieberman and 415 Media blog. Before mayhem, in show of support, Olivere and Pratt make $5 donation to 415 Media.
**Lew Wolff tries to eat Larry Baer, Brian Sabean, Charles Johnson, the Burns family and Duane Kuiper's nose. He's pulled back and knocked to ground--in response, Giants tarp off Billy Beane, John Fisher and San Jose Fairmont Hotel.
*The Chronicle's Bruce Jenkins eats LA Dodger, Juan Uribe. Disturbing.
*Eric "Byrnesie" Byrnes chomps down on "Salty." Dude!
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