"Let me tell you how much I hate the 2 state farm "get to a better state" jingles. I actually came online to see if anyone hated this annoying crap as much as me" Me too. I change the fuckin station everytime that shit comes on and I'll never get State Farm because of it. Shove your "state of caffeination" up your hipster ass. By the way, I just got finished looking up the also annoying as fuck "Keep on keepin on" Chase commercial. It's only fair to know what you hate."
By Statefarm Sucksballs at 4:19 PM
Amen.
The "Kars for Kids" people thank you!
ReplyDeleteI like the State Farm one where it is sung Mariachi style. Clever.
ReplyDeleteHate the State Farm spots, also some guy with an accent I can't identify, shilling for driveway pavers. Guaranteed to push the buttons.
ReplyDeleteAnd Allison Jainey for Kaiser? She's like the woman you see and think "Kind of cute" for being older and too tall..so you go over to her and try to make small talk..and she acts like why would she ever be interested in YOU?..Turns out SHE thinks she's HOT!.
ReplyDeleteWell,everything I've read about her is like that..she actually has an entourage if you can believe that and makes demands of talk shows..and why she's not on them more often I guess.
Mariachi? I like the one where they make fun of the dumb fucking Republicans that have ruined this country. Yeah,I like that one best.
ReplyDeleteThe State Farm jingles are epic, you tired old loser, you really need to find something else to whine about. Sit around and listen to AM radio until you die.
ReplyDeleteHey 4:19-stick this all the way up your ass
ReplyDeleteWheezer does a State Farm Jingle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaaHevyxvvA
My advice seek a rest home.
Worst jingle ever is the Kars for Kids. Radio is off immediately when that garbage airs.
ReplyDeleteI respect San Mateo-born Dennis Haysbert, but the other guy in the Allstate ads needs to be tarred and feathered.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to wring Allison Janney's nanny neck.
ReplyDeleteThe State farm jingles about some bizarre 3 am call to the insurance company suck the oxygen out of any space where they are heard.
but do you think either spots are effective?
LIke a good neighbor, State Farm is there...
ReplyDeleteSaw Allison at Central Park in New York wearing major sunglasses and a large hat...I'm incognito but you better notice... she was berating her agent on the phone about a proposal and making sure everyone around her heard and noticed.
ReplyDeleteallstate blind side commercials,disturbing
ReplyDeleteI am convinced the driveway pavers guy causes seizures. Someday I am going to wreck my car trying to change the station as fast as I do and it will be worth it. And to think I thought the Kars for Kids was bad. Sheesh.
ReplyDelete....holding out for the smart celibate Republicans to SAVE this country....
ReplyDeleteYay for tolerance!!
The commercials I enjoy hearing are the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" commercials. "He knows Victoria's secret." LOL.
ReplyDelete11/19/11 8:00 AM: WTF?
ReplyDeleteTop 5 worse radio spots 5) anything with those two clowns Murph and Mac (heard on all Cumulus properties. Guys can I turn on my radio and get away from you for at least 5 minutes? Mac with wild wings and Dockers cargo lifestyle pants (yeah if I ate a bunch of wings the only thing I could wedge myself in is Cargo "get a lifestyle" pants). 4) Kaiser Permanante ads- message is good,repition not so much. 3) Sleeptrain with that dumbass whistle. 2) Chase commercials with the goddamn jingle . Another reason to stuff my matress than give it to those corporate whores who won't save anyones foreclosure. 1) A tie between State Farm and Kars $ Kids...Hmmm maybe a godawful mashup!
ReplyDeleteThe MAYHEM guy add should fall under some ethics violation.
ReplyDeleteMY kids are frightened of that commercial.
I AGREE WITH ALL OF THE ABOVE COMMENTS BUT.... STEPHEN "I'M AN ATTORNEY" MOSKOWITZ DESERVES A "SPECIAL" PLACE IN HELL, FOR WHAT HE HAS EYE & EAR POLLUTED THE MASSES WITH OVER THE YEARS!
ReplyDeleteMOSKOWITZ is the hardest on the eyes that I have ever come across.
ReplyDeleteHarder even than Janet Reno or the current day Rene Richards...
No love for a pet baboon with one robotic arm?
ReplyDeleteWhat was that one ad I heard only once with the sevens accented really hard for the phone number. Tolbert kept poking fun at it the rest of the show.
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI was wondering if there was anyone as annoyed as me. I cringe when they come on
State Farm -- why would anybody get THAT insurance? All the money goes to radio ads, not to paying claims...
ReplyDeleteState Farm woke up one day and said "shit we gotta get our name out there with Geico, etc." About a year ago their pitchman is a snarky guy who's only message is that SF is bigger then several other Ins companies combined. They must realize that message didnt work and their guy looks the part of an arroagnt prick so they go folksy and bludgeon us to death with constant ads on every station. The message is stll arrogant and unfunny. "What a state of generosity" from SF and then implying that one's savings would be of the magnitude to afford a new "radical" bike and then that stupid random baboon line. I know my lameness at lamenting this is notable, if only I hadnt heard the ads so frickin much.
ReplyDeleteThis just in ... there is a new Kars for Kids "hard rock" jingle ... it still sucks.
ReplyDeleteAlso the State Farm TV commercials with "Jerry up a pole" really bite. And I don't mean biting Jerry's tongue.
While the ads for Kars for Kids and State Farm are definitely annoying, the ads for several 'businesses' that seem like scams concerns me. The three that come to mind are Cash Call, Pacific West Capital Group and the guy with the accent who is selling gold (and there are probably a couple more that I am forgeting). While I respect the right of the station to choose their advertisers, some of the ads that are heard regularly lead me to wonder if they investigate the legitimacy of some of these businesses.
ReplyDeletePlease KILL the Geico commercials....
ReplyDelete%$^&&$$%^
I agree. The Top 5 (in no particular order) for which I hit the OFF button on KGO:
ReplyDelete1) Steven Moskowitz
2) Shane Company
3) Cars for Kids (not "Kars" you idiots who named it that way)
4) These awful State Farm ads
5) All scams
Any of these get an immediate OFF and I go to the iPod for commercial-free podcasts.
State Farm is a formerly good company that is no better than the bottom of the barrel slime-balls like Geico and Progressive. They screw their policy holders, their employees and they have stupid, moronic ads that try to appeal to morons under age 30. They have to because once their customers have claims, they drop the crooks. They also want to sell them life insurance policies that they know they will never pay on. Their strategy is to keep finding new business because they know they can't keep customers because they treat them like crap.
ReplyDeleteEdgewater: agreed.
ReplyDeleteI would add to your run to the station change pad:
Anything with Len tillum
That Armstrong guy who goes AAAAAAAND a 1-2-3-4.
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