Friday, January 15, 2010

20 questions for Bay Area media; the Friday pulse


1. Am I the only guy that dare challenge a certain morning sports radio talk-show host that used to be funny and now isn't, and who never goes to any sporting events any more? Apparently.

2. Will FM radio in SF be completely automated by 2011? Many radio people think so.

3. Is Comcast Sportsnet Bay Area the new Romper room?

4. Will KNBR interns, sports anchors, and assorted coffee helpers, ever give credit to various sports play-by-play guys when they play their actuality? Its, uh, called professional courtesy, which is severely lacking at knibber.

5. When will the doomsday clock strike midnight at KRON? Even the banks are getting a little nervous and that's scary.

6. Will the same so-called folks who take shots at "this little blog" freely admit that almost everything I have reported on has happened? Of course not.

7. By the way, the guy who lampoons blogs and claims that he never reads any is quite knowledgeable about their content. What's up with that?

8. Will Lloyd Lindsey-Young have an on-air orgasm over an impending serious amount of precipitation off the Pacific coast?

9. How far will Henry Tennanbaum go? Pottery? Sofas? Maybe some patio furniture?

10. Has KRON found another blonde, female college student to predict the weather?

11. Will KGO GM Michael Luckoff ever smile?

12. And is it true that he and sidekick, Jack Swanson, have banned my name being used on-air? Gee, I'm flattered guys, but seriously, why?

13. Is a guy named Greif the head honcho at KRON? (Too easy)

14. Does KCBS' Bob Melrose ever sleep?

15. Is there a more annoying radio jingle on air, (for a good cause, so be cool) than the "cars-for-kids" 30-second gag fest?

16. Can a certain morning sports radio host ever kiss more tuchas for Tony LaRussa? (And LaRussa finally told him to shove it, thank god. Talk about one lying guy deserving the other, for the 'nine-millionth time)

17. When is ABC7 (KGO-TV) anchor Dan Ashley going to alter the hair? About due.

18. Would it indeed, be the end of civilization as we know it, if Steve Moskowitz stopped his tax deal spots on local TV and radio?

19. How many penis-enlargement, toe-fungus and betting-tip services commercials can KNBR run on its alleged radio station?

20. If Ronn Owens were to get twenty minutes with President Obama, would he ask the POTUS to read a "Sleeptrain" spot?

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