Friday, December 3, 2021

Horribly Bad Ass Jerk and Clown Chris Merrill Pollutes The Airwaves But KGO Radio PD Hammer Thinks He's Just Great

I SHOULDN'T DO THIS.

I shouldn't pay attention to the ass clown on KGO, the moronically hopeless CLOWN show that is Chris Merrill.

You don't have any respect for your audience when KGO (namely, Lee Hammer) further CHEAPENS KGO by allowing this A-Grade MORON to yell and scream on the airwaves. Merrill is a JOKE. A buffoon of all trades who has the intellectual prowess of a can of sardines at the local Safeway. Even at its new worst--barely an imitation of the old, pre-2011 massacre, KGO should be charged with broadcast malpractice for allowing this jackass to POLLUTE the airwaves.

I TOLD Lee Hammer himself that Merrill is an EMBARRASSMENT. That he (Merrill) INSULTS the intelligence of everyone by making artificial NOISE and acting like the ass-clown, buffoon that he is. Merrill (probably a fake name which befits its FAKE person) wouldn't know a genuine, sincere moment if his life depended on it. He caters to the imbecile crowd that makes up a large portion of today's neanderthal society. Merrill shouldn't be allowed on high-school radio let alone the tarnished goods that is KGO today.

Hammer thinks he's quite funny and original which is sort of like comparing the dogs- playing cards on those paintings in Woolworth to the Mona Lisa. Hammer should know better but his appetite for creativity is horribly gone-wrong when he puts this JERK on the air.

I DO NOT LISTEN to Merrill. I can't stomach FAKE. I inadvertently heard his latest travestry while switching stations. He is an INSULT to all legitimate broadcast professionals. He'd be more palpable at the SF Zoo but I'm afraid the animals would be subject to cruel and unusual punishment.

See, Merrill, the clown, has ZERO scope and originality. By making obscene sounds and constantly SCREAMING and SHOUTING is a case of a guy who has NO TALENT, knows it and therefore has to create artificial noise so he compensate for his lack of mental anything. That's all it is. It's a MORON who has NO TRACTION, NO BUZZ, not an ounce of anything even remotely interesting or original. I guess, yeah, you get what you pay for.

Send in the clowns.

12 comments:

  1. Hammer’s job is to tell you “he's quite funny and original” His paycheck is signed by Cumulus and he programs the station so… Plus no Midboro FTW!!!!

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  2. As this station turns to shit.
    I'm listening to a NEW Boss Radio station Wolfman Jack oldies program on 50,000 watt new KYNO boss radio 940 AM
    Comes in at night, or listen online.
    Excellent programming.

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    1. Thanks. Listening on my old Walkman.

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  3. Every single thing Rich says about Mr.Shouty is true. God knows what Lee Hammer (and the just-departed Chip Franklin) see in him. Just appalling: 90% yell, 10% arse-(ass?)licking in the hope of getting a permanent gig. The moment he came on today, I was off.

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  4. Wait....he didn't get a show did he? Not a fan of CM and was always shocked that he got so much work filling in. No thanks!!!

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  5. I never listen to KGO any longer and have not since the destruction of 10 years ago so do not care. KGO (Cumulus actually) did this to themseves and now reap the rewards.
    It's only a matter of time until this once great station goes silent or is sold. And it's all self inflicted. Too bad so sad...not.

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  6. Jim Gabbert should buy it for $10.

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  7. @December 3 at 10:12 PM: No show yet, thank god. He followed Pat on Friday as a sub-par sub...Chip was gone and the new schedule has yet to start.

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    1. He was so horrid on friday, john rothman and kim mccallister sat in with him for about the last 25 minutes,almost as if a disappointed mother and father with a son they are embarrassed for

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  8. He needs the money, since his drug stores closed up (Merrill Drugs)

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  9. i'm sure he's a nice person but an INTELLIGENT/responsible radio personality/talk show host of relevant, important topics/issues... NOT. Another side show barker...

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