Secret Bay Area Media Celebrities on Board the Branson Galactic Space Ship

SECRET BAY AREA MEDIA CELEBRITIES ABOARD BRANSON/VIRGIN GALACTIC SPACECRAFT:

*Ronn Owens was on board and uttred, "It's cool, but not as nice as a River Islands 2 bedroom townhouse."

*Darya Folsom was so excited just as the spacecraft hit outer space, she wolfed down two bananas.

*John Rothmann: the KGO talk-show host was euphoric: "there's no place I'd rather be." Soon after, Rothmann began holding a CC radio to his ear.

*The foodie chap was non-plussed: "Free food is way better."

*Larry Baer was excited to be in space only he was extremely angry that the mission didn't include a simulcast on KNBR and that the ship didn't include 2 ball dudes.

*Claudine Wong was rather placid over the experience and offered no smile.

*Peter Schofield: "Shit, it's cool, but that big rig pile-up on 880 more explosive."

*Vicki Liviakis: the KRON news anchor was pretty stoked about the experience so much so, she asked Branson if he likes older Greek women. Near re-entry, the two made a date for dinner at Kokkari next Friday.

*Tim Kawakami: Just was not impressed with the whole flight and attempted to BLOCK Branson on his Twitter feed.

*Ray Ratto was not that interested in his space adventure, in fact the only Ratto utterence heard: "where's the hot dogs?"

*Ann Killion was no happy camper complaining only one woman was aboard the rocket ship. "I don't count!"

*KTVU weather guy, Bill Martin, even in mid-flight, kept saying, "there's no, uh, no, uh, marine influence."

*Tracey Watkowski had to be forcibly restrained throughout the flight, asking all the folks on board, "shut the fuck up and go to work!"

*Greg Papa: the KNBR host and Niners' pbp broadcaster was way, way, excited screaming at the yop of his lungs, "TOUUUUUUCHDOOOOOOOWNN SAN -FRANCISCO!"

*Lee Hammer waa spotted in the ship asking other guests, "have you ever heard of me?"

*Brian Murphy, wearing a UCLA t-shirt and Giants cap, upon landing in New Mexico, handed out free Ameci's pizza gift certificates and begged Branson to open up a checking account at Provident Credit Union."

*Martie Lurie was happy about the trip but as the rocket ship landed back on Earth was heard saying, "the Giants could use a power-hitting left fielder."

*Aaron Pero was not at all excited over the journey, in fact, he continually yelled and screamed at Ann Killion.

*Raj Mathai really, really, didn't have any emotion over the whole deal other than to look into the on-board mirror and keep saying, "even in space, I look hot!"