Thursday, March 17, 2016

Brian Van Aken is Not Brittney Shipp Who Is Not Ruth Buzzi, Thank God

 WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE, IT IS THESE REASONS WHY KRON WENT WITH BRITTNEY SHIPP OVER BRIAN VAN AKEN

*KRON in-house weather joker: "We'll keep you a-breast of the situation."

*In the end it's all very titillating --what a bust!

THIS JUST IN: Yes, women weather guessers are there for the main purpose of MEN watching their forecast just as MEN watch some WOMEN news anchors for the events of the day and past.

Television is a VISUAL medium. There's a reason why people who look like Ruth Buzzi never made it in TV News.

Of course I'm generalizing a bit but I think you get my drift.

Meanwhile, I need another cup of coffee.

Dear Brittney: Dispel the LA rumors. Or don't, I could care less...as a respected journalist I hope your Bay Area stay is eternal.

13 comments:

  1. There is truth to the old saying He or She has a face for radio...

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  2. You guys can keep her for now. LA is not the BBW WX world . She plays to Richmond...not South Central LA.

    We like em skinny and slutty. Leave your brains at the door.

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  3. I wonder if Ruth Buzzi & Christine are related. They're both hideous.

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  4. Rich, it's wonderful to finally see (in the lower photo) a picture of the woman you say has been hitting on you!

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  5. Brittany's generally too thick around the waist for LA. You gotta be a stick to make it in LA for the most part.

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  6. Now that's a strong independent black woman *snaps fingers*

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  7. she's a bit too thick around the middle for me... Rosemary is a stunner

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    1. bit? is Chris Christy a bit thick too?

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  8. Sometimes I think I should send Rich a few bucks... He's reader supported, and half the reason management tells us anything is because Rich posted something they'd rather not acknowledge.

    And then he posts crap like this.

    Man Doesn't Get Job Due to Lack of Boobs!

    Mmmmmm....... boobs......

    To demonstrate how outrageous is it to hire someone with boobs, over someone without boobs, we'll zoom in on a photo of a local woman's boobs and let you be the judge.

    He no longer works at KRON. She does. So who here is the winner, really?

    [And on a side note, people with breasts are people, too.]

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  9. I think she's got some muscles too. I think she can protect herself.

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  10. Rosemary is getting there... She needs to take a pair of scissors and cut about 10" off her hemline to be there. Brittany is a perfect mix of smart, good personality and cute. If Darya reads this I'd love to see you go strapless on air like in your publicity photo on line that would wake me up so early in the AM.

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  11. On live TV, I like Ginger Zee and Indra Petersens. For web streaming, I like Jackie Johnson and Olga Ospina.

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  12. Anybody who's following this post about gorgeous women is missing the boat if they are not watching CBS This Morning with Norah O'Donnell.
    For st. Patty's Day she is wearing a green dress showing big cleavage that is even more daring than the hot females in LA!
    Of course she's gorgeous anyway, with such a beautiful face.

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