Friday, February 7, 2014

I Woke Up This Morning And Heard Larry King Talking About Murray The Barber; Jon Carroll Writes Another Cat Column; Coffee Orgasm Friday Starter

 I heard Larry King on the radio this morning talking about Murray the barber in Brooklyn. Larry was being Larry which worked well on his Mutual Show years ago. But it's 2014. In any event, I went back to sleep and woke up in time to drink my first Peets.

It beats Murray the barber.

**By the way, did you notice it was raining? Makes you want to think about orgasms...which, by the way, is going strong.

I'm now cold, irritated and grumpy. I hate birthdays, really I do. I wish they'd go away--like an Olympics in Russia.

Jon Carroll wrote another cat column.

Hey, someone told me that they saw another turtle t-shirt at KGO. Soon enough, you'll get it.

OK, so check back later when I'm coherent and Larry King gives us another Murray the barber story on radio. It's orgasmic.

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  1. Happy Birthday. I hope you find someone to give you a real orgasm or two. You obviously need one.

  2. Hey Dick: Nice photo of Larry King. You sure that's not a fish with his face on top of his neck? Christ sakes, what a freaking head. And those shoulders. Who put him together?Hasbro?

  3. Why no Likey Russians? Can't blame them for Abu Ghraib, Gitmo, civilian loses by drone strikes, Global snooping, TPP, nafta, wars for oil, the democracy crusades in foreign lands, our spiraling debt, our abortions, our loss of morals, our corrupt government, our government dependents, or our income inequity? Does AIPAC steer their international policy by owning their lawmakers?

    They're smart enough to know they don't want to be HERE.

    PS, just a thought, ya might want to keep a lid on the Peet's count if you want to make the donation requests seem important. I drink the Folgers I make for about $.10 a cup without donations or Gov't assistance.

  4. Larry King has been irrelevant for years. No one listens to this over the hill broadcaster anymore, who should have retired years ago. Why you even deign to mention his name Richie, is beyond me!